I said I would do this and I think it’s high time I got my thoughts out on paper… or electronic paper for that matter.
I got a lot of backlash from friends when I mentioned that cuddling was a terrible thing in one of my previous posts. And I just want to clarify that maybe I didn’t choose my words too wisely.
I don’t HATE cuddling. There’s just a time and a place for it and often times women think that any time is the right time.
Example of good time to cuddle: If my significant other and I are watching a film. 9/10 times I will be down to cuddle. As long as my focus isn’t taken away from the cinematic adventure if I haven’t seen the movie before.
Example of bad time to cuddle: If I’m trying to sleep. Like let’s not beat around the bush. If I’m at a soiree and my significant other is there and we are staying the night, odds are we will find a bedroom in the house to crash in. This is a word to the wise for all women who may potentially (and maybe even unfortunately) date me: DO NOT TOUCH ME IF I AM TRYING TO SLEEP. I can’t like be in contact with you. It’s like sleeping next to an oven. I wake up in a sweat and usually my arm is contorted in some way and both my hands are asleep. It’s just a terrible situation and I can’t see it being more pleasant for women.
So basically I’m down to “cuddle” or be in contact with my significant other if I am not sleeping or preoccupied with something else. But DON’T TOUCH ME IF I’M TRYING TO SLEEP. It’s nothing against you, I just need my space to sprawl out and not worry bout hurting you or myself.
Am I an awful person? Probably. Oh well… yolo?